You belong in Slytherin.

There are those, sadly, who not only are not fans of Harry Potter (Which is fine, everyone is entitled to their own opinion, right?), but they are UN-fans. That is, they live and love to bring Harry Potter fans down. To them, I say RUBBISH! And to those who say Harry Potter teaches wickedness and evil and all that, know that the Vatican has declared the books harmless and even inspiring, about the constant battle between good and evil (see the Luminous Link for details).

If you are one of these, this is the Hogwarts house you belong in. Goodbye.